“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries… and FLY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF AUSTRALIA!”
2DayFM piss me right off. Firstly: Yesterday I get an email asking for my number so they can put me on the air to TALK TO MILEY CYRUS, from the producer of The Kyle And Jackie O Show. I get SO EXCITED, I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT. Then they don't end up calling me. And I get an email from him again, apologizing and telling me that they ran out of time, so I'm full devo. THEN TONIGHT, I called, and called, The Hot30 Countdown, trying to win these Miley tickets. I called so much, that the guy knew who I was, and my mum! I finally get put on hold JUST before they announced the winner, and THEY DISCONNECTED ME! :'( And some b*tch won the tickets, who doesn't even sound like a fan. She thinks Miley's real name is Destiny, NO B*TCH! SHE LEGALLY CHANGED IT.
2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog. 18. Had a cat. 19. Been pregnant. 20. Had a pregnancy scare. 21. Had unprotected sex. 22. Camped out. 23. Swam in the ocean. 24. Wore a bikini. 25. Meet someone online in person. 26. Made a survey. 27. Used ICQ. 28. Failed a class for the year. 29. Repeated a grade. 30. Went to summer school. 31. Got the high honor roll. 32. Got the regular honor roll (A’s and B’s). 33. Learned to speak another language fluently. 34. Read an entire book. 35. Recorded my own music. 36. Had an Xbox. 37. Listened to Rammstein. 38. Wore fishnets. 39. Bought skinny jeans. 40. Been in love. 41. Hated someone. 42. Been cheated on. 43. Cheated on someone. 44. Had a significant other. 45. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex. 46. Practiced Christianity. 47. Worn makeup. 48. Had a cavity. 49. Had surgery. 50. Had my license. 51. Been to college. 52. Graduated high school. 53. Attempted suicide. 54. Worn colored contacts. 55. Painted my nails black. 56. Broken someone’s heart. 57. Had my heart broken. 58. Cried for an hour straight. 59. Lost something very valuable. 60. Had sex in a car. 61. Got separated from my parents as a kid. 62. Broken a bone. 63. Gotten stung by a bee. 64. Eaten something bad/expired. 65. Threw up from being so drunk. 66. Had to put a pet to sleep. 67. Participated in a swinger’s party. 68. Owned an iPod. 69. Owned an iPhone. 70. Fell for a best friend. 71. Stole a friend’s significant other. 73. Went away from home for more than a week. 74. Moved out. 75. Ran away. 76. Teased my brother/sister. 77. Gotten into a fist fight. 78. Been to the hospital. 79. Had food poisoning. 80. Had a job. 81. Been fired. 82. Lied to a friend. 83. Lied to a family member. 84. Lied to a significant other. 85. Posted a video on YouTube. 86. Started a rumor about someone. 87. Deliberately failed a test. 88. Dropped out of school. 89. Gotten my “private parts” pierced. 90. Been skinny dipping. 91. Counted to a million. 92. Counted to a thousand. 93. Ate deer meat. 94. Ate duck meat. 95. Had fast food. 96. Been to church. 97. Been to a synagogue. 98. Been married. 99. Had a divorce. 100. Broken a window.
So I didn't get to talk to Miley today, because they apparently ran out of time. Thanks a lot, 2DayFM... You got me all excited to talk to my freaking idol, and then you "run out of time". STFU, your apology is irrelevant. -_-